Don't Judge a Book by its Cover

Jason is going to kill me for sharing this.  Really, though, it's quite hilarious.  I've never looked at my husband and ever thought he looked like a serial killer - until the day he decided to shave his beard off in stages.  First off, I didn't really like his beard that much in the first place, but it was tolerable.  I was happy when he decided to shave it to bless Lois.  So - what's with the title, you might ask?  How could the most kind, thoughtful, righteous and fabulous man look like a sex offender?  Well, grow a heinous beard and call it good...  

Needless to say, Jason will never, ever, ever, ever, never, ever, ever - E-V-E-R be allowed to grow a go-tee (sp??!) or anything close to resembling one - in fear that he might get picked up off the streets for possibly looking like something he most definitely is not.  Take a look and let me know which stage you despise more.   I think the first set of pics are definitely the worst.  

In any case, not every man that you see that looks like a sex offender/serial killer probably is not, but may actually just look like one.  My husband - for example.  Call it a bad call in fashion judgement??  

The Trucker

He might be able to fit in better in Idaho with this one...handle bars n' all.

The 'stache...

The Charlie Chaplin with a flava-sava.  So unattractive.